Hello there,
I'm
Karl-Markus

Tech Enthusiast

Summary

If you're looking for a reliable, professional, respectful, and funny IT guy, look no further. I have a lot of experience in different fields, but IT is my true calling.

I've been a tech lover since I was a kid, playing with my PlayStation 1 and tinkering with phones. I built my own PC from scratch.

I aced the CompTIA A+ exams and learned the skills of an IT pro. I can also code some stuff with a little help from my friends at stack overflow.

I am a tech enthusiast and proud of it.

Comments

You need to get paid more.
What would we do without you?
Without you, I wouldn't know what I am doing.
Respect!
You need to get paid more.
What would we do without you?
Without you, I wouldn't know what I am doing.
Respect!
Help me!
Kaaaarl, I need heeelp!
What would we do without you?
How can I fix this?
Tech god.
Help me!
Kaaaarl, I need heeelp!
What would we do without you?
How can I fix this?
Tech god.
How do you know everything?
You are the best!
You would make a great leader.
Please don't leave.
How do you know everything?
You are the best!
You would make a great leader.
Please don't leave.

Who exactly am I?

History
My tech journey began with a playstation 1 that kept me hooked for hours as a kid. Then I discovered phones, but not the smart ones we have today. No, these were dumb phones that could barely do anything, but I still loved them. I became a phone geek who knew everything about every model and spec. When I was a teenager, I wanted a PC, so I worked hard and built one myself. That opened up a whole new world of IT for me, and also a whole new world of expenses.

Current
I'm a computer whiz who's studying for a degree in computing and IT. I recently aced the CompTIA A+ exams, which taught me a lot of cool stuff about how IT works in the business world. Now I'm ready to rock the IT field with my skills and knowledge and learn even more along the way.

I'm not just looking for a job, I'm looking for an adventure!

I don't know how to code, but I know how to copy and paste. Thanks to stack overflow, I can pretend to be a master of C#, html, CSS, JavaScript, SQL, python, and java. All I have to do is search for the problem, find the answer, and paste it into my editor. Voila! I have a working program that does something amazing. Well, sometimes it doesn't work, but then I just search for another answer and try again. It's like magic, but with more errors and frustration.

If you're looking for someone who can get things done without any drama, look no further. I'm a reliable and dependable person who takes work seriously and always delivers on time. I'm also professional (except on this website) and respectful, but not a stick in the mud.

I have a good sense of humour and I can make people laugh once I get to know them better. And don't worry, I'm not one of those Karens who complains about everything and creates a toxic environment. I'm easy to work with and I like to keep things positive.

I've always been passionate about IT, and that's what motivated me to get my first summer job as a helper in construction. I wanted to save up enough money to buy a decent gaming computer.

After that, I kept working every summer until I finished my A-levels and then I started working full time. I have a lot of work experience in different fields, such as construction, delivery driving and warehousing.

I know how hard these jobs are, so I don't get angry when my packages are late because I've been there. I've done everything from picking to training to stocking in one of the biggest and most advanced warehouses in the world.

But now I'm ready to pursue my dream of working in IT, and that's what I'm focusing on right now.

What are you waiting for?

Get in touch now!

karl@oismann.uk

+44 7594 155200